Actual Announcements Taken from
Church Bulletins

  1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
    ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

  2. Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social.   All
    ladies giving milk, please come early.

  3. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones
    will sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

  4. Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
    Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister
    in his study.

  5. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward
    and lay an egg on the altar.

  6. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
    ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join

  7. On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
    expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something
    on the new carpet, please come forward and get a piece of
    paper at the end of the service.

  8. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
    and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

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