Actual Announcements Taken fromMore Bloopers
- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
- ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
- Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All
- ladies giving milk, please come early.
- Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones
- will sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
- Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
- Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister
- in his study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Smith to come forward
- and lay an egg on the altar.
- The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
- ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join
- On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
- expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something
- on the new carpet, please come forward and get a piece of
- paper at the end of the service.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
- and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
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